33. E viziton forumin ayih. 

34. E shan veten, nuk ju jep mundin te tjerve per me te shajt... si rasti i kti postimi....

36. Masi qe e shan veten, vetesh pse nuk te don kerkush, e harron qe kur nuk e don veten nuk ka me te dasht kerkush..

37. Ju thu 20 njerzve hajt se ta kryj punen une, e n`fund nuk kryn kurgjo..

38. Gzohemi qe na kan hek trafikat e pe qilen parqet, po haroo qe del kush neper parqe...

39.

mir e ki man duhet mi dasht veten po shum em ka hi vetja en qef se

per mos me i ra tash qe vec gjakovaret keshtu-e-ashtu ... atehere p'e bashkangjis edhe qito:

How do you know that you are a Kosovar:

> 1. You drive either VW GOLF or a Passat diesel - second hand
> driven by an old lady
> 2. You spit on the street every 1 minute
> 3. You pick your nose waiting for a green light
> 4. You still prefer Levis 501
> 5. Your favorite food is medallions in mushroom sauce
> 6. You work for one of the following: UN, OSCE, EU, NGO or Raiffeissen bank
> 7. You can not start a day without a macchiato
> 8. You smoke like shit
> 9. You have a bath only on Sunday
> 10. You go once a month to Shkup/Skopje so your kids can go to McDonald's
> 11. Either yourself or someone from your extended family lives in UK or USA
> 12. You think your English is perfect but it's not
> 13. You still believe that Slovenian products are the best in the world
> 14. Your biggest enemy is the draft
> 15. You envy those ones driving X5 or Q7
> 16. You always wear sunglasses
> 17. Your minister of culture is Skender Hyseni
> 18. You still listen secretly 'Bijelo Dugme'
> 19. One of your life achievements is going to an 'all inclusive'
> summer holiday to Turkey
> 20. If you are unable to do the no.19 you belong to those who say
> 'the best cost in the world is Ulqin'
> 21. You hate flying
> 22. You love the western culture but you fast during Ramadan
> 23. You like rap and R&B though you have no clue what it is
> 24. You watch Turkish channels
> 25. You are arrogant to the Kosovar policemen, and very polite to
> fYROM and Montengro ones (not to mention the ones from Serbia)
> 26. You still see posters of support for Ramush
> 27. You live in the only place in the world with mud on the asphalt
> 28. You watch and comment 'Familja moderne, Kafeneja jone & 3
> Gjermant e trash'
> 29. You like 50 cent but don't understand anything about it/him
> 30. You have a power inverter at your home
> 31. Every member of your family has a mobile phone and never uses
> it for real
> 32. You still keep the 063 in addition to VALA and IPKO sim card
> 33. You like to talk about politics and criticize but don't take
> any initiative
> 34. You are happy if a foreigner asks you if you are an Italian
> 35. You buy Serbian products cause they're cheap and bad
> 36. Your kids love 'Plazma Keks' and 'Alpsko mleko and argeta'
> 37. You listen Sinan Vllasaliu and enjoy dancing to his music
> 38. You're the only place in the world that think that rock music
> is outdated so you listen to: Edona Llalloshi, Ermal Fejzullahu,
> Tingulli 3, Genta and 'Energy Band'
> 39. You are extremely self-confident without any justification
> 40. You always drive fast and like to compete with other cars on the road
> 41. You own a Nokia phone and change it every year
> 42. You are proud of Mother Teresa though she never visited Kosova
> 43. You celebrate Christmas even though you are a Muslim
> 44. You like Robert de Niro and Al Pacino
> 45. Your ex-minister of culture was Astrit Haracija
> 46. You regularly log in to Xenini.com
> 47. You still refer to tooth paste as 'Kalladont'
> 48. You think Brezovica has the best skiing terrains in the world
> 49. Every year there is a 'Bajram party' where people consume alcohol
> 50. You have an UNMIK travel document

7. Je kusheri (ilake) me krejt Gjakoven, të njeh dhe i njeh krejt Gjakoven

8. Priton me dal në qytet se duhesh me fol me kon ta shen

26. Mendon qe krejt Kosova (duhet) me ta kuptu dialektin.     

hahah krejt t'sakta veq qito trijat mat saktat pi tonave.... nima i kemi do muhalife palidhje...veq nejse.... :P