ufffaaa, one of my favorites

prej filmave shqiptar "i dashur armik", "parullat", "leter ere" jane filma t'cilet m'kan lone pershtypje shume t'mira. per nga niveli artistik "parullat" asht more than perfect.

The love story of Ralph and Edna

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.  Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.  When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

ahhhhh ju kemi iq qikat e axhes grekve s'ko me i shku edhe  shume ...

me kismet o bin, ateher e bojim ma t'qartin n'bot

PALIDHJE, kurr s'kisha pranu me hi n'histori duke e bo KESI LLOJ FLAMURI.

ni mahall asht n'gjakove me magjup me ja qit 2 ylla, ni mahall asht n'prizeren me turqeli qitja 1 yll, 2 katune jan me shkije qitja ni 1 yll, 6 boshnjak jan krejt qitja 1 yll, ihaaaaaaaaaaa u knaqem ...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

SALI BERISHA:

Ajo ishte pula e liris, pula e Shqipris  demokratike, pula e integrimit!

 
GEORGE W BUSH:

We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want
to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken
is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

 
COLIN POWELL:

Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image
of the chicken crossing the road...


IBRAHIM RUGOVA (u prehte ne paqe):

Pula e kaloi rrugen ...me ndihmen e Zotit dhe NATOs



JOHN LENNON:

Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together,  in peace.


ARISTOTLE:

It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.


BILL GATES:

I have just released eChicken2006 , which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance  your
check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This
new platform is much more stable and will never cra...#@&&^( C \ ....
reboot.


ISMAIL KADARE:

Me ka marre malli per Shqiperine tone
Sonte, kur po kthehesha me autobuz,
Tymin e cigares "Partizani" qe pinte dikush
Pulen qe kalonte mbi bulevard
Dridhej, kalteronte bente spirale,
Sikur te fshehta me thosh me gjuhen e shqiptareve (...)


ALBERT EINSTEIN:

Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
the chicken?


HASHIM THACI

Randsi ka qe pula e kaloi rrugen. U KRY.


BILL CLINTON:

I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?

once upon a time in america
the godfather
pulp fiction
paradise now
lock stock and two smoking barrels
snatch
layer cake
l' appartement
blow
y tu mama tambien
malena
dot the I
revolver
cinema paradiso

Nese Microsoft do ishte produkt shqiptar, atehere:



1. Kompjuteri juaj do te shuhej automatikisht përpara ndërprerjes së energjisë elektrike për të ruajtur harddiskun.

2. Ne vend te mesazhit "general protection fault", kompjuteri juaj do t'ju jepte mesazhin "Punë muti"

3. Mesazhi "Abort, Retry, Ignore" do të zëvendësohej me mesazhin "Boll tashi. Më çave trapin. Pse duhet ta provoj prapë? Ku kujton se ndodhesh? Në Silicon Valley?"

4. Butoni "Start" do të zëvendësohej me butonin "Hajt për hajër"

5. Ikona "Internet Explorer" do të ngjante me logon e Ministrisë së Punëve të Jashtme.

6. Mesazhi "Windows Update Status Alert" do të zëvendësohej me mesazhin "Get Independent Status for Kosova Now"

7. Gjatë ndezjes së kompjuterit "startup" ju do të dëgjoni hymin e flamurit, por vetëm përgjysëm, sepse si zakonisht ndërpritet energjia elektrike.

8. Kur përdorni programin "Scandisk" do t'ju shfaqet mesazhi: "Në këtë kompjuter gjenden 23,503,000,000 byte të vendosur në dosje që i përkasin Sigurimit të Shtetit. Dëshironi të vazhdojmë me fshirjen?"

9. Kur shkruani "Edi Rama" në Yahoo, do merrni përgjigjen: "Nude World Mayors Tapes and DVDs at E-Bay.com"

10. Kur shkruani "Shkëlzen" në Google, ju vjen përgjigja "Kërkimi juaj dha këto rezultate: "Ti mos kërko ma ktue. Do dënohesh n'mnyr ekzemplare. Do të ta baj ftyrën si kpuc"

11. Kur harddisku i kompjuterit punon fort, do të dëgjoni herë pas here klithmën "O none!"